Testimonials

“vermont id is fire but i almost shit myself when the bouncer held it up to the light. thought i was cooked but the ghost photo showed up and he handed it back. 10/10 id 0/10 my bowel control”

“Who tf thinks abt buying a Vermont id, shit works everywhere. Got my first blowie while taking a Big DUMP in the back of some bar. Thanks You WES”

“got the vermont id for concerts. scanned at the gate no problem. the ghost photo and microprint are clean”

“the lenticular photo actually shifts when u move it. scanned at a bar in Columbus no issues”

“Took this one to a club in deep ellum and it worked instantly. I don't know how you guys get the photo to look so natural without that weird 'fake ID' sheen on it but it worked. Couldn't have asked for anything more for $100. Actually’ll probably tell my friends to go with this vendor instead of buying cheap ones from amazon.”

“Love this thing, buddy recommended me this place, I recommend it to anyone reading it.”

“ordered the vermont id. looks identical to my friends real one. no issues so far”

“got my texas id and it's legit. used it to get some brews and nobody even blinked. shipping was fast too”

“Texas fakes notoriously fucking suck, this is the ONLY place I have ever found that actually makes quality texas ids. Burned through $500 trying to find smth decent wish I found these guys sooner.”

“Some how i got it in the bar with my fake, and my friend who is fully legal but looks maybe 10 didn't get in. This place is great”

“Shits fucking incredible.”

“seriously it came in like 11 days and it's basically perfect. no reason to go anywhere else. overall great quality. the TN background design is really hard to hit but they nailed it.”

“used this id at a bars in Chattanooga and then back at home in the suburbs. passed every single time. where the hell has this vendor been hiding for so long?”

“used the id to get into a bar near vats and the bouncer actually held it up to the light to see the uv mark. the three stars glowed so bright he thought I was kidding and I just grinned. thanks guys.”

“was worried about the barcode but this thing scans like a dream. gotta love it when you don't have to stand there hoping the guy behind the counter is too busy to notice”

“You probably are wondering... WHY I owe Western Identity. Well what if I told you they're how I got my first Bayside Blumpkin. I was with my family, ID had just come in, beyond happy, i was told we're going to be going to this place in Galveston. Tons of bars, great food, hot girls, real hidden party resort. What I didnt know combing into this was the abundant amount of hookers. And look, I'm not proud of it...but without that Texas ID, I never would have even walked through the door of that godforsaken dive bar. See, I’m from Georgia, and I look it. The bouncer at the door had one of those heavy-duty scanners, the kind that catches everything. I handed him the Texas fake, held my breath, and he just scanned it, handed it back, and told me to enjoy my night. That’s when I spotted her. She looked like she stepped right out of "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" 1, but, like, in a way that would get you banned from most public parks 2. We got to talking, she saw I was "from out of town," and she decided I looked like I needed some "local hospitality." Now, I don't know if it was the three mescalitos I already had down or just the sheer, unadulterated dread of being in Galveston, but when she told me to come back to her room and she could "help me unwind," I didn't say no. I went. And look, she was professional—she really was. But the request she made was something I wasn't mentally prepared for. She told me she had this "special Texas tradition" called a Blumpkin. At the time, I thought maybe that was some kind of regional cocktail. I thought, "Hey, I love surprises." Turns out, the surprise involved me sitting on the toilet, she kneeling in front of me, and a plate of ribs on the sink next to us. At first, I was straight-up horrified. I’m sitting there, half-naked, trying to enjoy a brisket rib while she’s down there working her magic — meanwhile, my body is doing its own thing. It was like a masterclass in anatomical inefficiency. The sound effects alone? Let's just say there's a reason this is listed as a "gross-out erotica" topic. It’s a whole sensory experience that nobody ever tells you about in the brochure. One minute you're just guy from Georgia getting a drink, and the next you're wondering if your new friend is going to projectile vomit or if you should call a priest. Despite the imminent threat of gastrointestinal meltdown, it was the single most intense moment of my life. And there I am, fake ID still in my pocket, pretending I’m a local while probably creating a biohazard. Overall, 5 stars. Best $100 I ever spent. I might have a few more questions for my doctor now, but hey, I got the Bayside Blumpkin.Worth it. Overall: ★★★★★”

“If it wasn't for my ID, i wouldn't have met my girlfriend at the bar that one night”

“Very nice people on the back end!”

“me and all of my friends got in with these Fakes”

“scanned in columbia sc. they didn't ask anything, passed automatically. these guys are doing some crazy stuff with the polycarbonate.”